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You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
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Multiplayer & Platform Capabilities
SINGLEPLAYER
✓ Supported
ONLINE CO-OP / PVP
Solo Only
LOCAL SPLIT-SCREEN
Unsupported
CONTROLLER / CROSSPLAY
✓ Full Controller Support
Gameplay Duration & Completion
Crowdsourced campaign length, extra objectives, and 100% completion metrics
Gameplay Format & DurationMultiplayer & Social
Session-Based / Party Multiplayer
Designed for dynamic rounds, party matchmaking, and infinite multiplayer replayability. No fixed linear campaign duration.
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System Requirements & Steam Deck
Steam Deck: PLAYABLE
- Full controller support enabled
- Native display resolution supported
- Steam Cloud saves enabled
Minimum Specifications
OS: *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
Processor (CPU): 1.5Ghz
Memory (RAM): 1 GB RAM
Graphics (GPU): Graphics card from 2004 or later
Storage: 300 MB available space
Recommended Specifications (60 FPS Ultra)
OS: *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
Processor (CPU): 1.5Ghz (High Performance)
Memory (RAM): 16 GB RAM
Graphics (GPU): Graphics card from 2004 or later (Recommended tier)
Storage: 300 MB available space
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Base Edition
Not The Robots — Standard Edition
$1.99
- Full Base Game
- Steam Achievements
- Steam Cloud Saves
- Full Controller Support
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$9.99USD
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